In this bottle lives the fallen mountain god Monki. Far smarter than his ape-like appearance might suggest he will read your thoughts then spill them faster than you can say them, emptying your mind in the process.

Toast him with a glass of his favourite Kaibutsu, a fruity, sweet whisky blend, with its notes of lemon, apple and a spicy vanilla aftertaste, and he may spare you this indignity. Anger him at your peril.